I Can Never Post A Comment on Your Blog, Nicci

Anyway, here it is......

I hope you get a phone before the first day, too! Will you be able to do any txting?????? Lemme know so I can get your #.

I Don't Care What You Say, Maynard

I want to go back, and I will. Some kind of way.... I will, and it will be so much fun! You(Maynie) should have taken the SAT or ACT!

All of the Thoughts That Are On My Mind(Randomness in Action)

I'm thinking about so much right now: sad stuff, happy stuff, indifferent stuff. AaaaahhHH!!!!! I'm starting high school on Monday. I'm ready. I'm not ready. I'm not ready for time to separate me from my friends (and I hope that never happens, but it already has). I wish I knew what to think or what to do. All I can do is try my best and listen to my heart. It may not lead me in the right direction but it will take me in towards the best direction.

I really need to post more often. I'm too addicted to Facebook. But anyway....Enough of strange problems. Time for happy stuff! Like dancing. I should dance, but they're are too many people here who might pop out of nowhere. That might be awkward or embarrassing. Aaaaaahhhh I'm getting sad again. I need to find something more meaninful to write about. Eventually I will. Or maybe I can think of something now..... Hhmmmm. I'm rambling, and I don't like this writing very much. It seems terrible.

That's what I'm supposed to be doing! I need to get back to that..... Anyway!

The Comment I Meant To Put on Nicci's Blog

For some reason, I couldn't get the comment to post, Nicci.

The "Eh Eh. Nothing Else I Can Say" post, wouldn't let me post a comment. Evil. The title made me depressed because it made me think of Paparrazi, which is a song that makes one of my friends sad. I know what you mean by the emptiness. I've been feeling that way, and I know what you mean. You just want the feeling to go away.

I'm BAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Wow! It's been so long since I've created a new post. All I can say is, "I wanna go back to camp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It was so amazing, and I met so many wonderful people. Even better, I improved my writing. If ya wanna know more about my camp experience, just ask.

I'm glad I'm back only because I get to see my friends from home.

Ciao for now!

Yum!

The Mexican candy Izzy gave me was SOOOO tasty!

The Date of An Occassion

Today is May 29, 2009. Doesn't sound special, correct? No. Not correct. Today is the last day of middle school for me and a multitude of my friends. Oh. Iz's right next to me conveying to the world how her camera went dead in Spanish I. But it's a good thing she has a lot of great friends that are willing to send her all of the pics that she was not able to take herself. Maria and Stessie just finished their classwork. How magnificent. Wow. I've really jumped around a lot. Now Victoria and Taylor are playing rap music. I'm glad they're not playing it too loud. Thanks! Anyway. I am happy to be leaving middle school, but believe me. I am not ready to leave my friends. I want to keep in touch with them, and make them stay my friends forever. But a practical person like myself knows that that will never happen. But I'm going to do my best to keep in touch, even though I am afraid that I will be so busy with all of the work for high school.

Another terrible thing about today is we have to take finals! Today! ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is SO NOT FAIR!!!! Oh, well! Hopefully I do well on all of them. I'm only a little worried about the language arts one because we have to write four paragraphs, a draft and final copy, then take the multiple choice.

Sigh.

I will be talkin' to ya'll later, ya hear!!!!!!!!

(P.S. I really need to stop procrastinating. I'm supposed to be writing thank you letters to my teachers. Hopefully I'll finish in enough time to blog some more. Katii out!)

Don't Think I Missed Ya'll!

Hello. It's been forever since I have created a new post. I cannot stand 5th period whatsoever, and I am grateful that there are only two more days of school. That is all. Oh yeah! Megan, stop texting during school!!!!!!!!!

Don't Heed Me, And You Pay!

Leave some comments or I will not post anything else!!!!!!

Use For All Things Great and Small

Do you know why I enjoy blogs?

Well, I shall enlighten you.

I like them because they keep me from getting bored.

But when there are many people participating,

I get bored.

This message is catered to Izzy, Maynard, and Kahrin.

Please heed.

Create some new posts.

Keep me posted.

I want to know what is going on in your life.

I'm listening to music.

I like the song.

I will not tell you what it is.

But I am sure all of you have heard it.

Bonsoir!

Ciao!

Pain Is The Boss

My after school actions were similar to those of the previous day. (See my previous post. Here's the link: http://katiiyeliancekroger.blogspot.com/2009/04/current-and-not-so-current.html). The only difference I would say is I stretched more, and I let pain consume me. Before cooling down a little, I was hot, sweaty, stinky(sorry if you think that's TMI), sore, in pain, hurting, and thinking about how tired and in pain I was.

Now, I am reduced to only feeling sore, especially my abs. OWWW!!!! They hurt so much!!!! But at least they got a good work out. I have been doing so well with getting a fun dose of physical activity. I'm so proud of myself!

Every move that I make that involves my stomach (which is practically every movement), is induced with pain. Ouch! I wonder how sore I will be tomorrow. . . . VERY!!!!!!

Ciao!!!


P.S. Izzy likes Johnny(the one with the crazy mohawk)!!!!! (I think it's about to rain. Hmmm. . .)

Current and Not So Current Activities(Dancing!!!)

Currently I am blogging.
Before blogging I:

• texted
• ate a snack
• danced a dance I saw on TV
• did cartwheels
• practiced doing handstands
• went upstairs and danced that dance
• made up some dances
• danced some more
• danced some more
• danced even more
• okay, I danced even MORE!!!!!!!!
• danced a little bit more
• then cooled down.

Now, I am blogging. I'm sure you can get a feel for the extent of my love of dance!!! :) You may think that I am practicing for an upcoming dance but I am not. I probably should, though. There are gonna be people performing all of these dance moves that I never felt there was any need to know; I don't want to look stupid.

Oh well! :)

I love to dance, so I'll figure it out when I get there!!!

I really need to work on my flexibility. I am so stiff, it's practically impossible to tell that I am a dancer except for when I perform. I feel like dancing some more, but maybe I should take a break. Hunger is nagging at me!!!! But there is no dinner until one of my parents decides what he or she wants to eat. So maybe I should warm up, and stretch till I cry:)(I have been known to do so while doing some intense stretching. But I must remember: 'Pain is weakness leaving the body')! So how does that sound? FUN, huh?

Show pain who's boss!!! PAIN IS!!!!!!! :)

Pics From Whenever and Wherever (I LUV Them!)

In order from top to bottom: Gloomy, rainy day in Savannah, Ft. Jackson, Somewhere in New York, and TIMES SQUARE!!!!!!!

Writing Exercise: Will and Elizabeth

This is a writing exercise. I will listen to a song once or twice, and write as much as I can about what the song tells me. There are no words, so that they do not influence my writing. Here I go.

She sits at her typewriter, amid the silence. Who? What? Where? When?

Frustration is apparent in every crevice, every corner.

She looks out the window. Yellow and red and brown are the only visible colors. Where is what she is searching for? Hurry, she is thinking. Come, let me find you. Or better yet, find me. Inform me; inspire me. I need you.

All hope is lost.

Anything of Importance, Please. . .

I don't really have anything of importance to share. Um. . .I really should be doing what I told myself I should be doing. . . . Darn! I just realized that I only have a little over a month to make progress!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harumph! I better go work on that; not that I don't want to. . . I really do, it's just, I need to make and outline; which I have not yet constructed. That was a run-on sentence. Fun! Well, better get back to EK. Luv ya!
:) :) ;0 :):):): :):):):):):):

I made two sets of eyes that share a mouth!!!! One is smiling while the other is frowning. Poo!

I Need Your Help!!!!!!!!

Okay, my friend wants to get a texting package and a phone with a qwerty (full) keyboard. She feels that if she gets the phone and not the package, the phone will be utterly pointless. Her dad will only let her get the package if she can give him a good reason to get it. Can you give me some ideas to share with her so she can convince her dad to let her get the package? Comment form would be the best!


Thanks for your potential* help!



*(The p in the word potential was purposely made blue.)

My Mother's Love Life: THE TYPE II

Okay, I am sure that you are familiar with my other mother, Margarita(Maynard, Maynie, Ixia, The Mental Case). She has her standards. She has the most adorable laugh, and you want it to be dedicated to you, read closely. You have to be:

1. Good looking.
2. IDK if you have to be smart (But to have a better chance, just be smart.).
3. Don't be against the spiking of drinks. (She spikes drinks. See http://katiiyeliancekroger.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-up.html and http://margaritakroger.blogspot.com/2009/02/shady-life-of-margarita-liquor.html#comments, if you don't believe me.)
4. Able to withstand her super immaturity.
5. Be as sweet as her.

For some wonderful examples of who you have to be like, here are some names:

Jeremiah(He's a perfect example! She has a crush on him!!!:)

JD

Justin

Jovan

I don't know what it is about her liking guys that have names that begin with the letter j; I guess if j is your first initial , you have more of a chance. You have to be ALL of these things to have a chance. Good luck, boys!

My Mother's Love Life: THE TYPE

I know you are familiar with my mother: Megan(formerly known as Dia, Rebelious, Susan Frezno, and 'Aunt Susan'). She is stunning. She's a NATURAL blond-haired, blue-eyed girl, who's so smart and available that it's not even funny. You're probably wondering, why is she single if she's so amazing?. Well, for being as spectacular as she is, she has some pretty high standards. So to help ya'll out, I'm gonna share some secrets that will be mandatory if you want her to even take a millisecond of her life to look in your general direction. You have to be:

1. Smart.
2. Likable.
3. Charismatic.
4. Decent looking. She's not totally about aesthetics.
5. Not overly offensive.
6. Nice.

You have to be all of these things. I gotta go. My phone's dying. Ciao!

I'm Wearing Glasses

I feel pretty darn smart wearing them. They're blue: a very vibrant shade that reminds me of the ocean. They have rectangular frames. I feel they suit me well. You be the judge. When you see me at school on Monday( or whatever day I choose to show up), just let me know. I would love to hear your opinion!

I Have A Secret. . .

Do you wanna know what it is? Well, I'll be merciful and give you a hint. It involves you, reader, your very self! Have fun playing detective!

Insatiable Thirst

I have this insatiable desire, thirst if you will, to blog. I want to type. Darn! I just realized that I have been wasting so much time. I should be working on EK. Off I go!

A Profound Statement

I came up with a profound statement, and I shall enlighten you with it:

"If you never make a fool of yourself, then you will have nothing to laugh at. A life with minor embarrassment is better than life with no laughter. Remember that."

Nothing Better To Do

After an eventful day(not really), I grudgingly ascended the stairs of bus number *. And while sitting down, I noticed that I had no homework. Oh, joyous day! I would have practiced my skills of texting multiple people at one time, but sadly, my phone account is about depleted so I can switch plans very soon( hopefully today!). So, I put my ear phones in, turned on my phone and JAMMED!!!!!

Well, I didn't exactly jam, I just really listened to "Shut Up and Let Me Go" for the 20 minute ride home. And I texted Megan ( I made a profound comment! I feel overjoyed!);.

I would enlighten you on with my boring-ness, everyday problems, and Spanish skit, but I don't think I will. . . . .At least not at this time. I will change my hairstyle tonight. I hope it turns out very pretty!

Ciao!

* The bus number has been omitted to protect the identity of the author.

Epiphany!!!!

I am sure that you have read the title of this post. While viewing it, I am sure that you used the exclamation points as a happy thing. Well, they are not symbols of a pleasant emotion. I am sad, and have been for the past two days. I am no longer happy to go to school everyday: I go because I must, but I cannot wait until I step off the bus and travel home.

I have realized why I am sad. I just realized that I'm boring at school, which bores me. However, after school, I am anything but. I'm living a double life if you will, but because of some perverse reason, I cannot manage to bring more vivaciousness(if that's even a word) from one life to the other. No matter how hard I try, I just cannot break through the invisible barrier that separates the different parts of myself. I have already imprinted a version of myself: BORING.

I never realized this before, well, I did, I guess. I just accepted it. But after my trip to the Queen's country(England), I became terribly distraught at the truth. It seems I have so little time to reform.

To new start, and a happier life!
. . . Hopefully.

My Current Emotion ANOTHER UPDATE

Happiness for the past two days!!!!

My Current Emotion UPDATE

Depression.

My Current Emotion

Sadness.

Confusion

I am currently confused.
I mean like really confused.
I will figure this out.
I felt like creating a new post, but I had nothing to share that would make any sense.
I'm seriously confused.
I am presently listening to "Lucky" by Jason Mraz feat. Colbie Caillat.
I love that song so much.
My favourite songs of the week have changed so much.
Oh well.
I was able to hear my ringtone today.
I love it.
It is "Shut Up and Let Me Go."
Isn't that amazing?!

The currently confused

Indecisiveness

I have so much to say, yet I cannot sift through the thoughts to discover which I most want to share with the public. You're in luck! I have just decided to share that I am procrastinating. I really need to do my Social Studies homework. There are many pages to complete, but I have been getting distracted. Like I previously said I have Social Studies homework: 8 pages of it and five 15 sentence summaries of extra credit to complete. And like I already said I have been distracted. I got hungry. I had to eat. I had to do laundry. I went to go wash some clothes. Such wastes of time, right!!!! I know. (Okay, maybe those are necessary tasks. . . .) Then there were some less responsible distractions: texting, texting, texting, talking on the phone and the computer. I will end this now, and I will work on my Social Studies homework now. I bet as soon as I start my assignment, I will get a text. Don't give into peer pressure, Katii. I believe in you!

My Lovely Trip

As you already know, I was vacationing in my country of birth, the great, majestic, and magnificent Great Britain!!!!!!!! Oh, to be home--to smell the scents, experience the diversity, the everything. Luckily I did not have to spend all of my time sightseeing, but visiting relatives, friends, and partying. The Brits have better parties than the Americans; you can quote me.

There is not more that I can share on the details of this trip because I must remember to be wary of stalkers and identity thieves. I will let you know that I enjoyed my self immensely.

Always, the adorably and wonderful,

Who Wants Who? YET ANOTHER UPDATE

Well, I just returned from jolly ol' England, and came back with some new info about the whole who wants who scenario. If you notice, there is another name. She's my sissy, and Maynie's other favorite child. I didn't think she liked anybody, but I was so wrong. I will not share with you who this lucky guy is, but I won't so get over it. If you want to find out more about my trip, wait until my new post, coming to theaters near you!!!!!!!!!


Chavez= Wish I could tell!

Dia= Another guy. I wish would tell you, but I don't want to anger her.

Izzy= Not anymore. She moved from him, to another guy(they were so adorable together), and now she's single. So line up, guys!!!! Take your chance while you still have it!!!! (After the CRCT, please. She wants to concentrate on school until then.)

Katii= That's especially confidential info.

Kimi= She's available. So guys:There's an adorable Asian out there waiting for some guy to sweep her off her feet!!!

Maynard=Jeremiah!

Molly=Somebody(She's talked to him everyday this week!!! I'm so proud of her!!!!)

Nicci=Boozer(still!)

No-No=Michael (They have been together forever! EWWW!)

Who Wants Who? UPDATE

Dia= Another guy. I wish would tell you, but I don't want to anger her.

Izzy= Not anymore. She moved from him, to another guy(they were so adorable together), and
now she's single. So line up, guys!!!! Take your chance while you still have it!!!! (After the CRCT, please. She wants to concentrate on school until then.)

Katii= That's confidential info.

Kimi= She doesn't like anyone, but I suspect she likes some Korean in the KM! (I already know you don't like Kevin.) Wait a minute!!! I remembered that I DO know who she likes. She likes Tyler!!!!!!!

Maynard=Lowes and Jovan( She has vivid dreams about him. u know what I mean!) and JD and Justin (This girl still's got the hots for them. SO disgusting!!!!!!)

Molly=Somebody(She's talked to him everyday this week!!! I'm so proud of her!!!!)

Nicci=Boozer

No-No=Michael (They have been together forever! EWWW!)

Contemplation

There is life.
There are people.
There are events.
These factors beget much:
thought,
reminisce,
contemplation.
When I am not talking, not writing, not reading, what am I doing? Well there is a simple answer to that question. I am contemplating anything and everything, and I thinking about the many scripts to life, the depth of human nature.
You may look at me while in that state and may not comprehend. That is to be expected. I am in deep though even though my exterior does not reveal that fact.
Brilliant minds. Beautiful souls. This is Artrosy, 1768. . .

My Whereabouts

Hello, you babes of jazz! I will be out of the country for a few days next week. If you are stalking me, I do not wish for you to be inconvenienced. So I will provide you with my whereabouts. As I previously said/wrote, I will be out of the country. I will be flying to Great Britain via Delta Airlines. I will be staying at the Plaza hotel. I would provide you with the address, but I want you to have full credit when I discover that you are stalking me. Thank you.

~The British Bombshell

OMG!

While working on a project that has its own file, I realized some of my hard work was missing.
Oh, the deceit!
I'm trying to write. Hopefully I will be able to write some amazing things. Why am I wasting my time with this when I should be writing. Darn this procrastination(Don't listen to yourself, Megan. Listen to the voice that says procrastination is bad!)! Well, I guess I might as well sign off and write.
I had so much more to say. Maybe I will share another time.


P.S. I know Megan's secret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What I Should(Or Want To) Be Doing

Right now is the perfect time to be completing my baby:Elizabeth Kay. I am so proud of her, but she needs a lot of work. I know some of you are thinking "What! She has a baby?" The honest answer is YES!!! She is about 8+ pages long. That's fantastic, huh? I really should be working on her, but IDK. . . I guess I'm not focused enough to make her worthy of getting my name on "ABC News:Good Morning America". . . .
But that's where I'm gonna be. Hopefully I can make her awesome this summer when I have more time to devote to her. Now, I try to work on her after I do my homework, or on Fridays, or I try to do the research on the weekends. However I have not done that in quite a while. I need to read this book. Then I have to read this other book. They're written in olde English! How awesome is that?!!!!!! My head hurts! I think I'm hungry, but dinner won't be for like another half hour. I really should be working on Elizabeth Kay, or atleast copying her onto something. We just move on! Yes, we move on! That song is pretty awesome! Well, I guess I should go and work on her. I hope she turns out beautiful in every single way. Did you know that she's like 2,000+ words? Yeah, she is. But sometimes I think she sucks. Then other times I think she is so amazing--beyond comparison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to put some color on this thing! It's like boring me with the black and white thing(not to be racist or anything). But I have thought of some great ideas for her(Elizabeth). One of the ideas was this really pretty necklace that I have. Look for her in bookstores everywhere!!!!!!

OMG! That Was So Freakishly Amazing!

I was trying to think of a title for this post, so I just started typing random letters.
Then, miracalously, these vertical lines appeared.
It was breath takingly shocking!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, I am like--that was so freakishly amazing--at a loss of words.
What do I say?
What do I reminisce about?
Should I continue to work on Elizabeth Kay?
An amazing work of art.
Well, soon to be anyway.
You will see my name all over "ABC News Good Morning America."
You will see my name all over the WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shall be famous!
I think I belong in the wrong time period.
I feel like I should have been born in the 16th century for some reason.
And then some kind of way been able to live through this time.
I guess I should write since I'm feeling all historic.
Oh, I need some help.
Give me some ideas of amazing pranks to pull.
These pranks will only be used in Elizabeth Kay (more than likely).
I am at standstill until I can think of something.
Well, that's what google is for.
Go Montessori.
That was so random.
Now tell us Roxie, who's Fred Casely?
He came toward me.
Why am I being so random.
I need help with the math homework.
Understandable.
Yes, it's perfectly understandable.
It's so defensable.
How're you feeling?
Very frightened!

When. . .
Yeah. . .
Wrong order, FYI.

Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.

Reached for. . .

It's Been A Long Time. . . .

(The pic on top is of my camera-shy sis, Kimi!)
(Hey! Look it's my other mother! Doesn't she look adorable?)

It has been a long time since I have uploaded the contents of my digital camera onto my computer's database. Wow! That's a long sentence. I really should put pictures on the computer more often. I have pictures all the way from Christmas Eve(December 24, 2008)! Can you believe that? I know I should be ashamed. Well, because of this procrastination, I shall finally put some pictures on this blog. Wait till you see these beauties!!!!!

Procrastination--Gotta Stop!

Currently, I am procrastinating.
I really need to study for my math quiz.
As soon as I post this(and give mi madre her libro), I will study.
"Secret Life!"
"Dancing With the Stars!"
Let's keep it hot!
Procrastination is evil.
I should compose about about procrastination.
The Tellitubies (IDK how to spell that word) are hilarious.
That was the topic of the conversation between Mark, Mr. Smooth, and myself during 7th period.
Tomorrow, I will go to ______(will not disclose confidential info).
Work on schedule.
I will, a few hours later, visit the doctors' office, and get a shot.
"All That Jazz!"
I use to misspell jazz a lot.
I always wanted to spell it zajj in cursive for some reason.
Okay, it is time for me to stop procrastinating!

Boredom

Why do my posts have to do with boredom?
Here's a good reason why.
I'M BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I'm bored, I wonder how many other people in this world are suffering from boredom.
DANG!!! That's a huge number.
Oh, my goodness!
The font changed.
I know why.
I pushed the enter button too many times.
I have returned.
Did you miss me?
I changed the font.
Did you notice?
I'm sure you did because of your astuteness.
If you are thinking, "I'm not asturt, or whatever that word is."
Then you are not being optimistic!
Believe in yourself, and you will succeed.
If you truly do not know what that word means, go look it up in the old-fashioned dictionary or on http://www.dictionary.com/.
I give the absolute best advice.
Ciao!
Man (or woman, or girl, boy Methodist, Dr. Sir, Ma'am, Senor, Senorita, Senora, if that is what you prefer), the font changed again!
Ciao!

Personal Space

I am walking,

Listening,

Hearing,

Seeing.

I prefer isolation,

Yet I cannot stand desolation.

I enjoy,

Yet detest people,

Inhabiting my personal space.

Get out of my bubble!

Too close,

I can't breathe,

Breath. . . becoming. . . short.

Please,

I beg,

Be not the anaconda,

Nor the boa constrictor,

Set to bring my life to a close.

Get out of my bubble!

Be,

Instead the lifeboat, 

The preserver of my destiny of a longer life.

I enjoy you dearly,

But please,

Get out of my bubble!

By Katii

Not in Business Ed Either

Emily wasn't in business ed and Katii isn't either. Again i introduce myself as the person who doesn't feel like going on their own blog. I think Katii is probably cooking... Maybe not...

Oh well. Today is probably some random holiday, but i stopped keeping track. Oh well.

It is early release day!!!!!!!!!!! Woot woot! So exciting :) Oh, if you don't like smiley faces beware of the evil smiley face army. They are out to get you smiley haters. Anyway, everyone should get together to do something exciting. Have any ideas, post a comment. Please. Early early ear-LY! Early early ear-LY! Early release day!!!!!

M&ms are the best candy ever. If you don't like m&ms, you had better watch out for Kimi. The Asian Mafia is the main producer of m&ms. What company do you think makes them?! What?! No, it is undoubtedly the Asian Mafia's business. So long for now, I guess. I think the bell might ring soon...

Remember, m&ms and smiley faces are very good =]

Comparisons

"Wow!  You sound smart!" says one.

"Oh, you must be smart!" says another.

"Oh, so you're a smart kid!" says a third.

If only they knew.

If only they knew ___*.

Would they truly believe that I am smart?

Or would they make comparisons?

Would they compare me to ___*?

I know ___* has a gift, 

A great one indeed.

___* can make even the smartest of people seem so uneducated.

___* can make them seem inferior.

"You're smart, but you're not as smart as ____*" says one.

". . . Yeah.  Now that ___* is smart!" says another.

"You'll never be as smart as ____*" says a third.

I will agree that ___* is intelligent, smart.

But I will never agree that ___* is smarter than me in every aspect.

I am compared to ___* in every subject,

Math,

Science,

Social Studies,

Reading,

Language Arts.

I will give only props to three,

Yet save two distinct for myself:

Social Studies,

Language Arts.

I am always compared to ___*. 

But have those comparing read my works?

Have they looked to see how much I really know about history?

No.

Quick to judge,

Quick to hurt.

"Stop comparing yourself to her.  ___*'s ___*" said one.

Not so much the comparisons do I mind,

But the uninhibited harshness.

When people make those comments,

Do they feel,

Do they know,

Do they hurt,

Like me?

Do they know how hard I try,

How hard I work,

Only to have my efforts shadowed by some ___*?

Do they know how it hurts to be compared in such a manner,

When the analogy involves your best friend,

Your ___*?

Do they know the pain,

The pain I endure,

To disguise my disappointment?

Do they cry my tears?

Are they me?

Do they live my life?

Do they know how it feels,

How much it hurts,

How caustic it is,

To never seem smart enough?

Like people always intend for you to never surpass in aptitude.

I cannot stand this much longer.

It is corrosive,

Acid burning the flesh of the heart.

Lowered self esteem.

Sadness.

Thanks a lot,

Comparisons

* Note: content has been omitted for some reason or another.

Current State of My Personal Being.

It has been a very long time since I have blogged(like four days!).  Oh, my insanity that is preventing me from indulging in such a frivolous yet vital(not really) task.  I must say, time is unforgettable yet so demanding and kept up with.  If that previous sentence confused you, well don't be frightened or let your self esteem decrease.  That made absolutely no sense to my self either--or did it?  OMG!  It makes perfect sense now!  EPIPHANY!  I understand.  I feel!  I understand!  I can relate!  Oh, I feel as light as a cloud yet heavy as an anvil.  "'ot sauce!  Got your 'ot sauce here!  Only 10 cents an ounce!"  Gotta go!

The Dance

It was the beginning.

It was the end.

The liveliness of my soul,

The happiness of my heart,

It was no more than four minutes,

Yet it seemed to last forever.

Like all good things it had to end.

Never again was I to experience that euphoria.

Never again.

It was the end.

But I have never forgotten.

What To Do When Bored

Here's a simple solution!
Get out your camera!
It's random picure time!
Take pictures of random things.
Take pictures with random people.
If your camera records, then make a movie.
Take pictures like your life will never be fun again!

Then, two days later when you are seriously bored, take out your camera and go through your pics and vids, and reminisce on how much fun you had. This method helps me; because it works so well (and because I'm such a kind person) I'm sharing it with you!

Enjoy.

Oh, yeah, check out http://margaritakroger.blogspot.com/, http://izzyyeliancekroger.blogspot.com/, http://sympathyhurts.blogspot.com,and/ others that I am following! There are tons of hilarious stories to alleviate your boredom.

Cuz I luv ya,

Imagine!

Imagine that you are in a dark room.
Imagine that your stomach is having a heck of a time bouncing around in your body.
Imagine the impossible.
Are you still reading this?
Why?
Didn't I just tell you to imagine?
Stop being so ignorant!
I despise ignorance.
Imagine, you are let out of school, and decide to play a game.
What game will you play?
Will you play hide-and-go-seek?
Will you play round rover?
Will you play the quiet game?
Will you die?
Will you die?
Will you jump on the firmament?
Will you ride the rainbow to the magical land of Tartus?
Will you build a time machine to meet Constatine?
Will you have a magical conversation with Marie Antoinette?
Will you sleep?


This thing is so random!
What is wrong with my thoughts?
I'm bored, but I'm not.
I should compose a poem.
But I have to write it in a notebook first, then type it.
Or maybe conversely.

Mother (Almost) Got Ran Over By A Dog

Guess what! Gosh, stop being so impatient! I'm getting to it. Get offa my case. Patience is a virtue. Apply it to your pitiful life!

Okay, so my mom (in real life) asked me and May-Mei to get the mail.
We went to the mailbox, and all the while I was telling Maynard to hurry up.
I walked up this hill, and told her to walk the neighborhood with me.
I was just going to get her to walk up the hill, then change my mind and go home.
She agreed, and our trek lasted until we reached the Muses house.
There, their dogs Mutt and Jeff( I don't know their real names, that's just what I call them.) were waiting.
Maynard went to my right, so that I was closest to the dogs.
I yelled, "STAY!!!!!"
She( Maynard/Ixia) thought that the dog was gonna listen.
How wrong was she!!!!!!!!!!
I was planning to kick the dog but instead,
I bolted, while shouting, "Let's go!"
She couldn't keep up, but we were both running for our lives!
Once we finally got the mail, she told me what she was thinking: I just have to stay ahead of the person behind me!
She couldn't keep up with me, and thought she was gonna die.
We finally made it in, breathing normally.
How fun!
I can't believe I put Mother in such danger!
Wow!
I'm so proud of myself!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Sister's Love Life--The Type II

I'm sure that you are familiar with my sister, Izzy.
She is my youngest sister.
She's awesome.
She is a smart, cute, Mexican girl, who is as sweet as can be.
So many guys vie for her attention.
But who does she spend extra time primping for?
What type of guys make her heart sing?
This is what he needs to be like:
1. Cute (sah)
2. Handsome
3. Smart
4. Dashing
Yeah, sorry guys.
You have to be all of those things.
So here's the guy who you want to be like:

Tyrome

Study hard if you want her to so much as glance at you.

My Sister's Love Life--The Type

I am sure that you are a bit familiar with my sister, Kimi Yeliance Kroger.
She is the first child out of wedlock by the two, Lowes and Maynard (Ixia).
She is Asian, smart, hilarious, and pretty.
She catches the eyes of so many guys, it's not even funny!
But who catches her eyes?
What guys make her heart skip beats?
1. She likes guys who are totally BEAST!
2. She likes guys who are sah (muy caliente)!
3. She likes guys who are smart!
4. She likes guys who are atheletic!
Oh, yeah.
I just remembered something.
They have to be all of those things.
It wouldn't hurt to be Asian.
Guys, if you don't know who to take example from,
here are a few names:

Paul
Philip
Rett
(Asian Kid Who Was At Some Academic Competition)

Who Wants Who? UPDATE

Dia= Georgio

Izzy= Nobody/Tyrome

Katii= That's confidential info.

Kimi= Rett (Who she thinks is totally B E A S T!!!!!!)

Maynard=Lowes and Jovan( She has vivid dreams about him. u know what I mean!) and JD and Justin

Molly=Somebody

Nicci=Boozer

No-No=Michael

What Up?

Yo! Yo! Yo! What up, homie dog skillet biscuts!
So GW-Guess what!
I have been over to my mother's (Ixia's) house.
Do you know why I've only been over here twice?
I finally found out what she did to my father(Lowes).
She spiked his drink!
How ghetto is that?!
I'm so angry.
Now, I feel so sorry for my sis, Kimi.
She is a love child,
not a child out of wedlock.
Poor her.
I'm only at her place to collect the rent.
Currently, she is trying to offer my a suspicious drink.
I don't even know what might be in it:
Benadryll, Ibuprofen, Viagra(She probably needs it.
But I hope that she doesn't spike some other G's drink!)
*sigh*
I'm talking to my sis(Kimi) on the phone.
She's trying to keep May-Mei from spiking my drink.
Thanks Kimi.
Ixia(May-Mei) just passed out.
She accidentally drank the suspicious beverage.
Hahahahaha! I (temporarily) destroyed the enemy!
Hazzah!

Boredom

Guess What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am suffering from boredom.
Also, it is Valentine's Day!
My bro got me an awesome gift basket!
It's amazing!
I'll put a pic of it on mi blog.
But I can't upload it on this computer.
Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!!
Lots of luv!

P.S. When this thing is highlighted, it becomes a pretty aqua color!

I Must Destroy the Enemy

Hello! Currently, I am feeling neglected by my mother(Ixia) in a non-technical world.
She is going to a Valentine's party, and she failed to invite me!
I wanna go!
I love to dance!
I'm a dancing machine!
Dang, my brother just called and told me to come to the kitchen.
Adios.

Notes From Mother (Ixia) Cont.

KATII!
I was forced to sit with Kayla, Hunter and Kaylee at lunch. I will be having nightmares for a very long time. If you ever hang out with them. . . you'll be so grounded, coffee will be like, 'd***.' It was disgusting. I can't even repeat it. If Hunter tells me to suck something one more time. . . Just give me the day and I'll take the candy myself!! Did Dia bring cupcakes? that's what Kimi said. I'll have to beg my mom to pick you all up for Sunday. Or Saturday. Do you want to hang out Saturday instead. Oh wait never mind Kimi has a thing. I'm gullable. Kayla told my my mom was in the office and when I turned around, there was a goldfish in my cookie. It was nasty, so Kayla pulled the icing off *with her hands* and ate it.

(~Ixia)

Notes From Mother (Ixia)

Katii,
#1: I knew what ARACHNIDPHOBIA meant! #2: Quit being supersticious. #3 Why do you have arachnidphobia? #4 Who named a spider? (And lastly) #5 I DID NOT need to know about the popping abdomens (ewww. . . ) that was gross!
You (Acacia) and Violet have serious problems. *(THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN OMITTED BECAUSE OF IT'S CONTENT).* hA! that was my random comment! Darn it! Jeremy just stole my card. The science benchmark is really easy. (I don't know if you took it yet.) I should tell dia about you wanting to be an S. P. (THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN OMITTED BECAUSE OF ITS CONTENT) for anyone who didn't know. And how do you stay up to 12:00 A.M. talking on the phone with your friends. Remember, your soul is lying to you. You like someone and it won't tell you who. It explains the hearts.

(P.S. (THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN OMITTED BECAUSE OF ITS CONTENT.)

~ Ixia

M.L.C

Who Wants Who?

In honour of the upcoming holiday, I composed a list of who likes who. Enjoy!


Dia= Georgio

Izzy= Nobody/Tyrome

Katii= That's confidential info.

Kimi= Rett (Who she thinks is totally B E A S T!!!!!!)

Maynard=Lowes

Molly=Somebody

Nicci=Boozer

No-No=Michael

Procrastination-- Valentine's Day

Bon jour! Currently I am procrastinating on my homework, so I decided to blog about an upcoming holiday. Can you guess which one? It's Valentine's Day, Jenny/Jimmy! Love is in the air! The birds are singing-- whatever! What matters is candy, candy, and more candy! And once you are done eating all of that candy. . . EAT MORE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's what I'm talking about. Shout out to my mothers, Maynard (Ixia) and Dia (Megan) and to mis hermanas: Izzy, Kimi, Nicci, Plato, Socrates, Fingerpaint, Jenny, Abbi, Chavez, Molly and Mandy! I think I left some out, oh, well. Blame Margarita. It's all her fault. It seems like everyday we learn that we have a new sister, or uncle, or grandmother. Speaking of which : Happy Valentine's Day Uncle Once Removed (Nobody/Tyrome/ Tyromie--as said by Kimi), Grandma Twice Removed, and Other Father (but he doesn't know that yet).

To Candy!!!!!!!!

Destroy The Enemy!

!Hola! This is my first posting, and I must say that this is very emotional for me. As you know, my mother is Ixia, the Mental Case. Not only is she mental, but also the e n e m y! She went behind my back, well, honestly I don't know if she was behind my back or not (I don't think she was behind me. . . . OMG! I'm so confused now!), but she created this blog without my permission. But you know what, I've gotten over that. What I can't get over is the fact that she wouldn't tell me what the password was. So. . . I just, you know-- changed it! Ha! And she doesn't even know that yet. So when she goes online to update my blog, she will get one of those annoying messages that says that the password and e-mail address do not match. Take that Maynard!

To destroying the enemy!!!!!