What Up?

Yo! Yo! Yo! What up, homie dog skillet biscuts!
So GW-Guess what!
I have been over to my mother's (Ixia's) house.
Do you know why I've only been over here twice?
I finally found out what she did to my father(Lowes).
She spiked his drink!
How ghetto is that?!
I'm so angry.
Now, I feel so sorry for my sis, Kimi.
She is a love child,
not a child out of wedlock.
Poor her.
I'm only at her place to collect the rent.
Currently, she is trying to offer my a suspicious drink.
I don't even know what might be in it:
Benadryll, Ibuprofen, Viagra(She probably needs it.
But I hope that she doesn't spike some other G's drink!)
*sigh*
I'm talking to my sis(Kimi) on the phone.
She's trying to keep May-Mei from spiking my drink.
Thanks Kimi.
Ixia(May-Mei) just passed out.
She accidentally drank the suspicious beverage.
Hahahahaha! I (temporarily) destroyed the enemy!
Hazzah!