My Mother's Love Life: THE TYPE II

Okay, I am sure that you are familiar with my other mother, Margarita(Maynard, Maynie, Ixia, The Mental Case). She has her standards. She has the most adorable laugh, and you want it to be dedicated to you, read closely. You have to be:

1. Good looking.
2. IDK if you have to be smart (But to have a better chance, just be smart.).
3. Don't be against the spiking of drinks. (She spikes drinks. See http://katiiyeliancekroger.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-up.html and http://margaritakroger.blogspot.com/2009/02/shady-life-of-margarita-liquor.html#comments, if you don't believe me.)
4. Able to withstand her super immaturity.
5. Be as sweet as her.

For some wonderful examples of who you have to be like, here are some names:

Jeremiah(He's a perfect example! She has a crush on him!!!:)

JD

Justin

Jovan

I don't know what it is about her liking guys that have names that begin with the letter j; I guess if j is your first initial , you have more of a chance. You have to be ALL of these things to have a chance. Good luck, boys!