Use For All Things Great and Small

Do you know why I enjoy blogs?

Well, I shall enlighten you.

I like them because they keep me from getting bored.

But when there are many people participating,

I get bored.

This message is catered to Izzy, Maynard, and Kahrin.

Please heed.

Create some new posts.

Keep me posted.

I want to know what is going on in your life.

I'm listening to music.

I like the song.

I will not tell you what it is.

But I am sure all of you have heard it.

Bonsoir!

Ciao!

Pain Is The Boss

My after school actions were similar to those of the previous day. (See my previous post. Here's the link: http://katiiyeliancekroger.blogspot.com/2009/04/current-and-not-so-current.html). The only difference I would say is I stretched more, and I let pain consume me. Before cooling down a little, I was hot, sweaty, stinky(sorry if you think that's TMI), sore, in pain, hurting, and thinking about how tired and in pain I was.

Now, I am reduced to only feeling sore, especially my abs. OWWW!!!! They hurt so much!!!! But at least they got a good work out. I have been doing so well with getting a fun dose of physical activity. I'm so proud of myself!

Every move that I make that involves my stomach (which is practically every movement), is induced with pain. Ouch! I wonder how sore I will be tomorrow. . . . VERY!!!!!!

Ciao!!!


P.S. Izzy likes Johnny(the one with the crazy mohawk)!!!!! (I think it's about to rain. Hmmm. . .)

Current and Not So Current Activities(Dancing!!!)

Currently I am blogging.
Before blogging I:

• texted
• ate a snack
• danced a dance I saw on TV
• did cartwheels
• practiced doing handstands
• went upstairs and danced that dance
• made up some dances
• danced some more
• danced some more
• danced even more
• okay, I danced even MORE!!!!!!!!
• danced a little bit more
• then cooled down.

Now, I am blogging. I'm sure you can get a feel for the extent of my love of dance!!! :) You may think that I am practicing for an upcoming dance but I am not. I probably should, though. There are gonna be people performing all of these dance moves that I never felt there was any need to know; I don't want to look stupid.

Oh well! :)

I love to dance, so I'll figure it out when I get there!!!

I really need to work on my flexibility. I am so stiff, it's practically impossible to tell that I am a dancer except for when I perform. I feel like dancing some more, but maybe I should take a break. Hunger is nagging at me!!!! But there is no dinner until one of my parents decides what he or she wants to eat. So maybe I should warm up, and stretch till I cry:)(I have been known to do so while doing some intense stretching. But I must remember: 'Pain is weakness leaving the body')! So how does that sound? FUN, huh?

Show pain who's boss!!! PAIN IS!!!!!!! :)

Pics From Whenever and Wherever (I LUV Them!)

In order from top to bottom: Gloomy, rainy day in Savannah, Ft. Jackson, Somewhere in New York, and TIMES SQUARE!!!!!!!

Writing Exercise: Will and Elizabeth

This is a writing exercise. I will listen to a song once or twice, and write as much as I can about what the song tells me. There are no words, so that they do not influence my writing. Here I go.

She sits at her typewriter, amid the silence. Who? What? Where? When?

Frustration is apparent in every crevice, every corner.

She looks out the window. Yellow and red and brown are the only visible colors. Where is what she is searching for? Hurry, she is thinking. Come, let me find you. Or better yet, find me. Inform me; inspire me. I need you.

All hope is lost.

Anything of Importance, Please. . .

I don't really have anything of importance to share. Um. . .I really should be doing what I told myself I should be doing. . . . Darn! I just realized that I only have a little over a month to make progress!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harumph! I better go work on that; not that I don't want to. . . I really do, it's just, I need to make and outline; which I have not yet constructed. That was a run-on sentence. Fun! Well, better get back to EK. Luv ya!
:) :) ;0 :):):): :):):):):):):

I made two sets of eyes that share a mouth!!!! One is smiling while the other is frowning. Poo!

I Need Your Help!!!!!!!!

Okay, my friend wants to get a texting package and a phone with a qwerty (full) keyboard. She feels that if she gets the phone and not the package, the phone will be utterly pointless. Her dad will only let her get the package if she can give him a good reason to get it. Can you give me some ideas to share with her so she can convince her dad to let her get the package? Comment form would be the best!


Thanks for your potential* help!



*(The p in the word potential was purposely made blue.)

My Mother's Love Life: THE TYPE II

Okay, I am sure that you are familiar with my other mother, Margarita(Maynard, Maynie, Ixia, The Mental Case). She has her standards. She has the most adorable laugh, and you want it to be dedicated to you, read closely. You have to be:

1. Good looking.
2. IDK if you have to be smart (But to have a better chance, just be smart.).
3. Don't be against the spiking of drinks. (She spikes drinks. See http://katiiyeliancekroger.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-up.html and http://margaritakroger.blogspot.com/2009/02/shady-life-of-margarita-liquor.html#comments, if you don't believe me.)
4. Able to withstand her super immaturity.
5. Be as sweet as her.

For some wonderful examples of who you have to be like, here are some names:

Jeremiah(He's a perfect example! She has a crush on him!!!:)

JD

Justin

Jovan

I don't know what it is about her liking guys that have names that begin with the letter j; I guess if j is your first initial , you have more of a chance. You have to be ALL of these things to have a chance. Good luck, boys!

My Mother's Love Life: THE TYPE

I know you are familiar with my mother: Megan(formerly known as Dia, Rebelious, Susan Frezno, and 'Aunt Susan'). She is stunning. She's a NATURAL blond-haired, blue-eyed girl, who's so smart and available that it's not even funny. You're probably wondering, why is she single if she's so amazing?. Well, for being as spectacular as she is, she has some pretty high standards. So to help ya'll out, I'm gonna share some secrets that will be mandatory if you want her to even take a millisecond of her life to look in your general direction. You have to be:

1. Smart.
2. Likable.
3. Charismatic.
4. Decent looking. She's not totally about aesthetics.
5. Not overly offensive.
6. Nice.

You have to be all of these things. I gotta go. My phone's dying. Ciao!

I'm Wearing Glasses

I feel pretty darn smart wearing them. They're blue: a very vibrant shade that reminds me of the ocean. They have rectangular frames. I feel they suit me well. You be the judge. When you see me at school on Monday( or whatever day I choose to show up), just let me know. I would love to hear your opinion!

I Have A Secret. . .

Do you wanna know what it is? Well, I'll be merciful and give you a hint. It involves you, reader, your very self! Have fun playing detective!

Insatiable Thirst

I have this insatiable desire, thirst if you will, to blog. I want to type. Darn! I just realized that I have been wasting so much time. I should be working on EK. Off I go!

A Profound Statement

I came up with a profound statement, and I shall enlighten you with it:

"If you never make a fool of yourself, then you will have nothing to laugh at. A life with minor embarrassment is better than life with no laughter. Remember that."

Nothing Better To Do

After an eventful day(not really), I grudgingly ascended the stairs of bus number *. And while sitting down, I noticed that I had no homework. Oh, joyous day! I would have practiced my skills of texting multiple people at one time, but sadly, my phone account is about depleted so I can switch plans very soon( hopefully today!). So, I put my ear phones in, turned on my phone and JAMMED!!!!!

Well, I didn't exactly jam, I just really listened to "Shut Up and Let Me Go" for the 20 minute ride home. And I texted Megan ( I made a profound comment! I feel overjoyed!);.

I would enlighten you on with my boring-ness, everyday problems, and Spanish skit, but I don't think I will. . . . .At least not at this time. I will change my hairstyle tonight. I hope it turns out very pretty!

Ciao!

* The bus number has been omitted to protect the identity of the author.

Epiphany!!!!

I am sure that you have read the title of this post. While viewing it, I am sure that you used the exclamation points as a happy thing. Well, they are not symbols of a pleasant emotion. I am sad, and have been for the past two days. I am no longer happy to go to school everyday: I go because I must, but I cannot wait until I step off the bus and travel home.

I have realized why I am sad. I just realized that I'm boring at school, which bores me. However, after school, I am anything but. I'm living a double life if you will, but because of some perverse reason, I cannot manage to bring more vivaciousness(if that's even a word) from one life to the other. No matter how hard I try, I just cannot break through the invisible barrier that separates the different parts of myself. I have already imprinted a version of myself: BORING.

I never realized this before, well, I did, I guess. I just accepted it. But after my trip to the Queen's country(England), I became terribly distraught at the truth. It seems I have so little time to reform.

To new start, and a happier life!
. . . Hopefully.

My Current Emotion ANOTHER UPDATE

Happiness for the past two days!!!!

My Current Emotion UPDATE

Depression.

My Current Emotion

Sadness.

Confusion

I am currently confused.
I mean like really confused.
I will figure this out.
I felt like creating a new post, but I had nothing to share that would make any sense.
I'm seriously confused.
I am presently listening to "Lucky" by Jason Mraz feat. Colbie Caillat.
I love that song so much.
My favourite songs of the week have changed so much.
Oh well.
I was able to hear my ringtone today.
I love it.
It is "Shut Up and Let Me Go."
Isn't that amazing?!

The currently confused

Indecisiveness

I have so much to say, yet I cannot sift through the thoughts to discover which I most want to share with the public. You're in luck! I have just decided to share that I am procrastinating. I really need to do my Social Studies homework. There are many pages to complete, but I have been getting distracted. Like I previously said I have Social Studies homework: 8 pages of it and five 15 sentence summaries of extra credit to complete. And like I already said I have been distracted. I got hungry. I had to eat. I had to do laundry. I went to go wash some clothes. Such wastes of time, right!!!! I know. (Okay, maybe those are necessary tasks. . . .) Then there were some less responsible distractions: texting, texting, texting, talking on the phone and the computer. I will end this now, and I will work on my Social Studies homework now. I bet as soon as I start my assignment, I will get a text. Don't give into peer pressure, Katii. I believe in you!

My Lovely Trip

As you already know, I was vacationing in my country of birth, the great, majestic, and magnificent Great Britain!!!!!!!! Oh, to be home--to smell the scents, experience the diversity, the everything. Luckily I did not have to spend all of my time sightseeing, but visiting relatives, friends, and partying. The Brits have better parties than the Americans; you can quote me.

There is not more that I can share on the details of this trip because I must remember to be wary of stalkers and identity thieves. I will let you know that I enjoyed my self immensely.

Always, the adorably and wonderful,

Who Wants Who? YET ANOTHER UPDATE

Well, I just returned from jolly ol' England, and came back with some new info about the whole who wants who scenario. If you notice, there is another name. She's my sissy, and Maynie's other favorite child. I didn't think she liked anybody, but I was so wrong. I will not share with you who this lucky guy is, but I won't so get over it. If you want to find out more about my trip, wait until my new post, coming to theaters near you!!!!!!!!!


Chavez= Wish I could tell!

Dia= Another guy. I wish would tell you, but I don't want to anger her.

Izzy= Not anymore. She moved from him, to another guy(they were so adorable together), and now she's single. So line up, guys!!!! Take your chance while you still have it!!!! (After the CRCT, please. She wants to concentrate on school until then.)

Katii= That's especially confidential info.

Kimi= She's available. So guys:There's an adorable Asian out there waiting for some guy to sweep her off her feet!!!

Maynard=Jeremiah!

Molly=Somebody(She's talked to him everyday this week!!! I'm so proud of her!!!!)

Nicci=Boozer(still!)

No-No=Michael (They have been together forever! EWWW!)